Baby Shark

Well, I mean, someone dies every day

I predict bloodshed

Good

It’s wild how one lunatic is given so much authority to do so much damage. What if everyone in America all just collectively agreed to ignore him? I mean the military, the government, everyone responsible for carrying out his orders

Trump is a crime

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and then I will be able and not to do with him and being able for the best to make us feel like we are the only one that has a lot to say otherwise we will have a lot more time for you guys and we will see if they are going on about the show

I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it’s plausible

“Cop season” “protester season”

The biggest national security threats are Trump, the Heritage Foundation, MAGA, and Musk

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”

That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

Because they’re revoking legal status from legal immigrants and arresting legal immigrants and its only a matter of time til they deport citizens too

People are still buying eggs?

Is Cruella De Vil a suspect?

Oh goody. What kind of consequences are we talking?

What a vague threat

Wasn’t the alleged purpose of tariffs to bring manufacturing goods to America?

What if that’s how people go missing sometimes?

Has Tesla not gone bankrupt yet?